妖姬與艷妓

　　這部犯罪喜劇片講述剛出獄的劫匪安可，聯(lián)手因童年創(chuàng)傷分裂出失憶人格的弟弟曼弗雷德，共赴童年老宅掘地三尺——既要挖出當年埋藏的贓款，更欲掘開塵封記憶的潘多拉魔盒。

 象人（約翰?赫特 John Hurt 飾）是一個天生的畸形癥患者，他的臉長得就像大象的臉，因此而得名。象人一直被利欲昏心的馬戲團老板利用，帶到世界各地去巡回演出，受盡了非人的虐待。象人所經(jīng)受的遭遇社會名流們都會感到不可思議，然而樂觀堅強的象人卻承擔了下來。直到有一次，象人遇上了年輕的英國醫(yī)生（安東尼?霍普金斯 Anthony Hopkins 飾），出于憐憫和醫(yī)生的操守，他與馬戲團老板簽訂了“領養(yǎng)”協(xié)議后，將象人帶回了醫(yī)院作研究。在醫(yī)院里，象人重新感受到了人間的溫暖，而醫(yī)生也在和象人的交往中結下了深深的友誼，他已經(jīng)舍不得這位“上帝的棄兒”。但利欲昏心的馬戲團老板帶人又將象人搶了回去，象人的新生活是否就此終結？

　　港島東區(qū)警署刑事偵緝組由Madam雷（劉嘉玲飾）率領，全組皆是女警，所以有“靚女差館”之稱。另一警局的警員生啤（陳奕迅飾）和沙爹（林曉峰飾）在一次行動中，得由Madam雷率領的眾靚女CID幫忙而保存性命，對眾美女一見難忘，兩遂主動申請調職，走后門調到靚女差館，以接近眾女警并展開追求。　　生、沙二人身處美女群中，本應十分過癮，可惜就在他倆加入之時，爆破專家火牛以炸彈恐嚇靚女差館，生、沙二人險喪命，警署上下全體陷入炸彈奪命危機，眾靚女CID全力追緝炸彈狂徒……最后靚女CID得到前軍火專家博士（王晶飾）的幫助，得以化險為夷，生、沙也在危難中始知自己最愛是誰，決頂改變追女習慣，并成功解救富豪被擄案件......

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!